LEDluvr wrote:Actually, I have to say I think my wife has excellent brains, case and glass. She's just a royal "bear" to get along with.
Funny, she wasn't like that
before we were married....

I think this live video of the Georgia Satellites sums up the state of affairs nicely...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Ur45vTtw0
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" - written by Charlie Daniels
I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling
Want to call you on the telephone baby, give you a ring
But each time we talk I get the same old thing
Always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't give no lies and keep your hands to yourself
Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way
You know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
Thats when she told me a story bout free milk and a cow
And she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said dont hand me no lies and keep your hands to yourself
You see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
Thats when she started talkin true love started talkin about sin
I said honey Ill live with you for the rest of my life
She said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife
My honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
She said dont hand me no lies and keep your hands to yourself.
As a man on his 3rd marriage(quite happily actually) I can sympathize. PMS - Persecute Men Syndrome. Just feed the she-bears, they are much better when fed.